#i was also too embarrassed to proofread my own writing so i genuinely don't know what i even wrote!! a little surprise for us all

[esmeraldablazingsky]

wrote 4.6k of morax getting railed by (mostly) retuo. guizhong and xiao are also involved. happy thanksgiving

[baby-yongbok]

Don't Go Insane

Neighbor!Bang Chan x afab!Reader

✧Genre - Smut ✧Warnings: Unprotected piv (Wrap it up ya'll) ✧ Masterlist ✧

A/N: I have never ever written a fic in this format but it was the only was for my brain to process the idea😭This is a product of those fucking SINFUL photos that Chan took for Nylon Japan. I'm sorry if it sucks, I'm trying to get back into writing again so I might suck for a bit, sorry! Hope you enjoy! (not proofread)

You weren't expecting to actually like your new neighbor since your previous one was such a dick but when you meet Chan he's more than kind to you. 

He always greets you in the hallway, helping you bring your bags up to your place when you get home from shopping and checks in on you when he hasn't seen you for a couple of days

You find yourself going out around the same time that he would usually get home from his morning workout just so you can talk to him. He's so sweet and charming and hot. Oh so hot. 

He brings you food when he's made too much dinner to fit in his fridge which is code for he wanted an excuse to talk to you and gave you 50% of his meal just to see your face. 

You invite him in to eat the first time that he brings you food and it quickly turns into spending Sunday nights eating together and laughing at his stories. It's your favorite day of the week now. 

You drop by his place to ask if he needs anything from the store every time that you go now. He's memorized the pattern of your knock and jumps to his feet every time he hears it. 

You're in line at the store one day when a magazine catches your eye. Is that…Chan!? You grab it, looking through with wide eyes before buying it and nearly forgetting about the rest of your items. 

You don't tell him that you saw it. He never said what he did for work and yeah he's hot - Oh so hot - but you never thought that this would be his occupation and you defiantly didn't think that this is how you'd find out.

You flip through the magazine all night. Staring at his beautiful chocolate gaze and his perfectly blushed lips. How is he even real?

You may have also stared at his shirtless pics for an hour too long. No one has to know that though.

He brings over a new recipe that he tried this Sunday. Setting up your usual spot on the living room floor when his eyes land on a familiar photo on your side table. It's him. You bought his magazine? He tries to act normal about it but his red ears and blushed cheeks give him away. 

You catch on when he glances at it for a second time and you internally body slam yourself for forgetting to put it away. You both eat quietly, blushing and trying to find the right thing to say next. 

“I'm sorry about that.” You speak first and he glances up quickly, straightening himself up with a shy smile. “It's fine, I'm just embarrassed I guess.” He's shy about being hot?? Why does that make him hotter?

“Are you always the shy type?” Your question was genuine but your tone was suggestive, almost teasing. It creates a shift in his demeanor that makes you shiver. “Not always, no.”

You don't know how it happened. It's all a blur. One second he was talking to you, confident and sweet. He was telling you about the shoot for the magazine when he got to the topic of the shirtless photos. The air around you thickened and the words that started it all slid off your tongue.

“You look so good it could drive me insane.” You chuckled but his eyes darkened in response. 

“Do you want me to?” His eyes are on yours, his gaze is heavy and intense. “What?” You drop your fork, swallowing hard. “Make you go insane?”

That's how you ended up with his lips on yours. He swallowed each and every strangled moan and replaced it with one of his own. His hands explored your body, fast yet cautious. A gentleman.

He pulls you into his lap, one of his large palms gripping your ass over your leggings and the other cupping your cheek to keep you still for him. He pulls you close, chest to chest. He's been waiting to feel you since the moment he first saw you. He feels like he's dreaming and he prays that he never wakes up. 

His breathing picks up when you plant sloppy kisses along his jawline. Mind numbing groans and hisses falling from his lips. “You're gonna make me go insane, fuck.”

His lips feel like heaven against your skin. Soft and all-consuming. He leaves marks along your collar bones, sucking and flicking his tongue over the delicate skin. Your head is spinning as you take him in. This beautiful man that you've been dreaming of for months finally has his hands on you. 

You grind against him, his fingers digging into your hips as he presses up into you. The way that he looks up at you with his lip caught between his teeth is intoxicating. “You're so fucking beautiful.” He smiles at your compliment, blinking a blush away and trying to keep his composure. “Took the words right outta my mouth.”

You pull back, sitting on the shaggy rug and frantically undressing. You're desperate, antsy, absolutely insatiable and Chan isn't too far behind but you could never tell by how composed he looks. How does he have that much self control?

He moves to sit on the couch and watches you as you strip. Taking in every beautiful inch of your body while he makes himself comfortable. You look up at him as he sits, man spreading at the edge of your couch and giving you the perfect view of his aching cock straining against his jeans. 

Fucking sinful

"Crawl to me, baby. Come here." He beckons you with two fingers that you're dying to be acquainted with. The smile on his face while you follow his order is enough to make you explode already.

He leans forward, cupping your face and kissing you with such soft hunger. So much passion and desire. A promise, like his kiss is asking you to be his. You palm him softly over his jeans earning a soft moan from him. "You want it?” He leans back, resting against the back of your sofa, giving you full access to his zipper and button. “Go ahead, take it, princess."

His teeth sink into his bottom lip as he watches you free his cock and his eyes roll back when you fist it confidently. Pumping him at a deliciously slow place. You want to drag this out. You don't ever want this to end. 

He puts his hand over yours once he gets fed up with your teasing. He loves how your hand feels around him but he needs more of you. He taps his leaking cock against your lips and you allow your spit to dribble down his shaft. "Stick that tongue out. There we go, baby. That's my girl. Look at that.”

He holds your hair back as you slide his length into your mouth, swirling your tongue around him. His fingers massage your scalp softly making you hum around him. He's a gentleman, a filthy one. 

He couldn’t wait to switch places with you, falling to his knees so fluidly that you couldn’t help but to groan at the sight of him. His gaze never left yours. His eyes were constantly asking for permission to continue and you eagerly granted it every time.

He ate your pussy like a fucking starved man. Lick and sucking the expanse of your cunt like he’d never see you again. Your moans encouraged him as he lapped at you, he wanted - no, needed - you to cum on his tongue. It’s all that he’s been dreaming of for the last month. 

He made you cum twice and had to hold back the urge to keep going. He’s definitely found his new favorite thing.

Nevermind, kissing you is his favorite thing. The way that you sigh into his mouth, tasting yourself on his tongue and biting his bottom lip drives him wild. 

You’re seeing stars as soon as he slips into you. His strong arms on either side of your head as he hovers, kissing you softly as you adjust to him. “Fuck, you’re a dream come true, ya know that? I’ve dreamt of this, princess.” You can hardly reply once he fills you to the hilt but you try to anyway, moaning out as your vision blurs. “Wanted you so bad, Channie.”

That was enough to break him. He snapped his hips into you, giving you everything that you ever wanted, ever needed, from him. He fucks you deep, speeding up gradually just to hear you moan his name a little louder. He wants to be gentle with you but with a cunt that feels this amazing he can’t help but want to make you fall apart underneath him.

You always imagined being on top when you finally got to be with Chan but it looks like that’ll have to be another day. The way that his cock is splitting you open makes you feel like you might have to call out of work tomorrow. 

“Look at me, babygirl. You liked seeing my pictures, huh? Did you touch this pretty cunt while looking at them?” You nod your head with such urgency that you’re positive that you look absolutely pathetic but Chan thinks that it’s cute, he’s in love with how fucked out you look drooling under him. “All you had to do was ask for the real thing.” He rolls his hips into you and your eyes roll back right after. 

He holds both of your hands as he slows down a bit, he wants to make love to you. Wants to treat you like the precious gem that he knows that you are but your cunt keeps fucking squeezing around him. He curses under his breath as he tries to compose himself but it’s no use. He watches as he disappears inside of you, groaning when he sees just how perfectly your pussy is taking him. “You’re gonna make me cum, baby. You’re too much. Too good.” 

Much to his surprise you cave before he does, chanting his name like a prayer while he rocks into you at the perfect angle. You feel dizzy as you unravel under him, nails digging into his strong arms and your legs wrapping around his waist in a desperate attempt to feel grounded. 

The way that you look cumming on his cock drives him over the edge. He picks up the pace, fucking you through your orgasm while he’s chasing his. The overstimulation draws out your climax causing a new wave of pleasure to hit you harder than the last. “Yeah yeah yeah, oh fuck such a pretty girl cumming on my cock like that, that's it baby.” He doesn’t even know what he’s saying but he doesn’t care he’s so close so so so close.

You forced your eyes open when he pulled out, you needed to watch him stroke himself over the edge and cover your stomach in his cum. You need to take in the way his eyes squeeze shut and his brows furrow while he moans for you. “Oh fuck fuck fuck.”

The giggles that you share after may be Chan’s new favorite part. He cleaned you up and wrapped his arms around you. Pressing kisses to your hair as you both talk about what just happened with smiles on your faces 

“This is a bit backwards but uh, can I take you out? Maybe next weekend?” The butterflies in your stomach go crazy as you blush into his chest, nodding happily and answering with a muffled ‘yes’ that makes Chan chuckle. “Maybe afterward I can fuck the sense back into ya, since I drove you insane tonight.”

[mvrtaiswriting]

Hello, first I would like to bid you good luck for your exams (and if they are already over I hope it went well)! I really love your match ups and would have liked to request one for AOT if possible ?

I am a short (1m59)  slim girl with medium wavy brown hair and hazel eyes. I go by the pronouns she/her and I am sapiosexual with a slight preference for men. 

I guess my aesthetic is a mix of dark and light academia with a twinge of cottage core ? 

Personality wise I am curious, passionate, very loyal and considerate when it comes to my loved ones, creative, independent, analytical and a good listened. I am also very anxious and kind of insecure, a huge perfectionist and really sarcastic too. I have been told that I can come off as cold and arrogant but my friends have told me that once you know me I am actually 'a cute ball of fluff'. I don't approach people a lot and prefer to have a small group of friends. 

My MBTI type is INTJ-T. 

My hobbies are mainly writing, reading and ballet but I also have a huge passion for knowledge and love learning new things (from chess strategy to philosophy, criminology, psychology and many more topics). I am kind of an all rounder. 

In a partner I seek someone intelligent, curious and passionate, loyal (as I am very loyal myself), considerate and understanding. Someone who will support me and who I will support. Overall someone who will accept me for who I am and someone with whom I can be myself. Someone to share endless conversations and debates with. 

Thank you for taking the time to read and answer this ! Have a nice day and once again, I love your work ! - submitted by @maries-gallery. --------------------------------------------------------------------------

The amount of time this request has taking me is honestly embarrassing, so first of all I would like to sincerely apologise and I hope this will meet your expectation. I also wanted to make sure you knew you are one of my favourite writers and that I am honoured you chose me to do this matchup. I only recently started writing again so I deeply apologise once again. Thank you for your time and patience. Sending loots of love. x

Based on what you told me about you, I'd match you with..

Erwin Smith

I must admit, this is mostly because you really give off Levi's vibes. But let me explain........

This man is definition of intelligence, cannot convince me otherwise. He is clever, wise, curious. I feel like you would constantly learn from each other in a very genuine way.

The two of you complement each other. Your passionate ways might catch Erwin out of guard sometimes, because he tends to have a more stoic personality; but he sure loves you, more than he will ever be able to admit. Both of you are very analytical and can come off as 'cold' when it comes to distressing situations, but truth is you are able to read between the lines and that is something that Erwin admires, and that has made him feel alone for his whole life.

Erwin understand your insecurities, and probably shared some of those with you in his younger days. He had to go through it all alone and know how it feels to be your own biggest enemy. Because of this, he would never miss a chance to tell you how proud he is of you/your work/progress. He trusts your intelligence and lets you experiment with anything, supports your creative side.

Whenever you feel insecure about something, eg. your writing, he'd sit next to you and, if this was okay with you, would proofread your work. He would always emphasise how good your work is, and genuinely be impressed by the stories your mind is able to create. Bonus point: he would definitely stare at you while you write; he loves the concentration shown on your face, the way you stare out the window looking for the right metaphor to convey a certain image. Also, from time to time he would get close to you just to leave a soft kiss on your forehead. Such a gentleman, honestly.

This man has an immense library, containing books of all sorts. But your own books are displayed like literal trophies around the house. he'd probably buy more than one copy to expose them everywhere.

DATE NIGHTS AT THE THEATRE!! Erwin is really drawn to arts, and I am 100% sure he enjoys ballet; he is also a big fan of the Opera.

Other dates might take place in museums like the Freuds' one in London, or in antique Castles - where you'd get to know not only the story of the royal family who lived there, but you'd also see and learn about their prisons systems and the type of punishments they reserved to prisoners.

On the other hand, Erwin also loves to just chill at home with you. Whether it is to cuddle on the sofa enjoying a cozy day, or to challenge each other playing games such as chess or card games such as Poker. Bear in mind this man is VERY competitive so.. good luck. He'd try anything to win, but he would never cheat. He'd lose with honour and steal your technique.

Erwin is the only one who could handle your sarcasm. Really.